roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(via pizza)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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fallontonight:

Jimmy gets a surprise visit from Harry Styles!

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via pizza)

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

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fucking idiot
me to me  (via simpaticni-niko)

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(via pizza)

real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

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theoriginalsassybakeoven:

poopflow:

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE PLANET

MURDER ME OH MY GOD